VALOROAST
Case file intake

Drop your Riot ID.
We'll tell you the truth.

Our AI pulls your HS%, winrate, ACS, main agent and last 5 games — then cooks you in front of the whole lobby. No mercy, no coaching, no participation trophy.

ID
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Pulling the case file
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Case file {{ displayId }} {{ caseNo }}
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Verdict

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{{ badgeGlyph }} Rank of shame
Badge unlocked
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Headshot %
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Winrate
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Avg combat score
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Most used agent
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Last 5 matches
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We store your Riot ID, the fetched stats and the generated roast so your share link keeps working. Request deletion any time — it removes the roast and its link permanently and cannot be undone.
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1v1 case comparison
Challenge a rival

Type any Riot ID. We pull their file and put it next to yours. Fair warning: it rarely goes your way.

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{{ rivalName }} wins
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Delete roast
This cannot be undone

Deleting removes your roast, the stats we fetched and your share link from our servers. Anyone who already opened the link will see nothing. You can always generate a new roast afterwards.
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